Imagine! or: Soda-pop suffering in 10 simple steps.

Imagine going to a gigantic store like, for instance, IKEA.
Imagine ordering a Pepsi, filling the cup at the machine and getting some slightly browned water.
Imagine dumping that in the fountain pop machine’s drain.
Imagine filling the cup with something that more closely resembles Pepsi (and drinking the drink).
Imagine getting lunch at the restaurant, which resembles a university residence meal-hall, inside the gigantic store.
Imagine filling a glass with Mountain Dew.
Imagine taking a sip, and drinking nothing but syrup.
Imagine dumping that in the fountain pop machine’s drain, hoping that there will be enough space in that little tub for a glassful of pop-syrup (with little ice cylinders).
Imagine filling the glass with 7UP.
Imagine taking a sip of this and tasting heavily-chlorinated fizzy-ish water.

If you successfully complete these simple steps, you will have imagined my day.